1. Damaged Product/ Unreadable Disks/Files: OK SO…R.I.P. makes Every intention to get the best quality product to your shipping address. Life aint perfect though. Shipping damages have happened before but we take all precautions to get it there in one piece. Now lets say that you get a disk that wont play (even after we hand check each purchase) or a canvas piece was damaged in the shipping process, We are weird but reasonable peoples, and will make sure you get what you paid for. Moneyback returns are available with proof of damages caused by shipment or inoperable DVDS. If you purchase a pair of dope ass shoes but you get them muddy, well that’s your problem and that’s what happens to stuff you don’t take care of and R.I.P. is not responsible for buying you a fresh new set of kicks whenever you want.

  2. OUR DIGITAL MEDIA HAS NOT BEEN RATED BY SOME PARENTAL GUIDENCE COMPANY OR THE FAA OR THE CIA OR THE 4H CLUB OR YO MAMMA. if there is nudity in our productions. It will be advised. Purchase at own discretion. All purchases of our modeling Magazines will need to be made by a person 18 years of age or older.

  3. Our media is Closely monitored by super secret space satellites that shoot death laser-beams to any location that Illegally uploads/ copies/ distributes R.I.P.ped Media. IF they miss, Killer Clowns will show up at you bedside with a bloody smile. Thanks for not being a dbag and stealing other peoples work for you own gain or profit.

  4. Super Secret Space Satellites are not registered to a know government body.